About These Bitches

Gen X-er with a big heart and OCD. My mom named me Susan, but my friends call me Lil' Stitchy. My special talent in life is the ability to talk to animals. I enjoy rainbow hunting and joy riding in my convertible Geo Metro while rocking out to Beck. 
Adventure, specifically the kind that involves magical creatures. 
Companionship, preferably in the form of binge watching tv shows and eating Hot Takis with chocolate hummus. 
Shoe Game, must send me a photo of your most expensive pair of shoes. 
Join me on my quest for the perfect bowl of ramen! 
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A well known hooker in several states, I play bingo every Sunday and have 24 cats at home, each have a unique name and backstory. I like high-fiving. Sometimes I low-five but that's only if it's Craptastic. 
Someone who will dumpster dive with me in their free time. Will also need you to help feed my cats and buy me yarn. 
My turn offs are: matching socks, a clean house, and ducks. If you're a duck, please just keep scrolling. Thx. 
If I sound like the woman for you, ask me about my cats.