OUR FRESHEST CRAP. HOT & STEAMY JUST FOR YOU.
SALE!! OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.
A MESSAGE FROM CROOKED HOOKER & LIL' STITCHY
Due to COVID-19 we have nothing better to do than make CRAPTASTIC shit for you. We have implemented social distancing, not that it's a new concept for us to stay the F away from people. We have no shortage of beef or chicken, and our hands and junkholes are clean.
Also, our shipping times are on point.