OUR FRESHEST CRAP. HOT & STEAMY JUST FOR YOU.
SALE!! OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

A MESSAGE FROM CROOKED HOOKER & LIL' STITCHY
Due to COVID-19 we have nothing better to do than make CRAPTASTIC shit for you. We have implemented social distancing, not that it's a new concept for us to stay the F away from people. We have no shortage of beef or chicken, and our hands and junkholes are clean.
Also, our shipping times are on point.
DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU
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